TheGirl Not Taken

Two girls sprawled in bed looking good,
Sorry I could not take them both.
Being one man, long I stood
And checked out one as far as I could
Estimating her gluteal growth.

Then took the other with plastic hair
And having perhaps a little shame
Because she was tiny, no b**bs to bare
Though as for that the time spent there
Had proven their sexuality about the same.

And both that morning equally lay
in sheets so silky smooth and black.
Oh, I reserved the first for another day.
Yet knowing a good time goes a long way,
I doubted if she would ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh,
Somewhere nine months hither and hence.
Two women sprawled in bed, and I,
I chose the one who took the vasectomy lie.
I wish I had known the difference!